This was the hawk I had all hope on picking off Maryanne's pigeons.
One week later, the fucking hawk was gone and there was a new mound of pigeon shit under my air conditioner.
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Always avoiding danger, Samson seeks refuge under the foot of my Uncle Buddy.
Not as Interesting as you'd hoped....
- Latch Key Adult
- Currently writing a book entitled Your Penis Is Dead, about penile dysfunction. Previous books include: 34 Years of Misery, Why Do I Have To Shake The Crippled Girls Hand at Church?, Tales of a Graduate School Nothing, Are You There God? It's Me, Hitler. Charter member of the Gay Prom Date Society, Handjobs for the Homeless. I was born in a small mining town in Penn. where I'd carve soap figures of local politicians and sell them to tourists and the less intelligent people of the town. Currently, I work as a school bus driver in NYC, which is odd, because children can walk to school. Favorite TV shows -- The Drew Carey Show, According to Jim. I'm thrilled that Two and a Half Men has replaced Will and Grace on the CW11. Charlie Sheen is a true comic genius. You can tell from his Loaded Weapon and Major League Movies.
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